Jiffy — TWINSBRAND_SERVICES

Jiffy:
Jiffy is P.F. henry’s pet PIF Jiffy is a fully matured specimen and shows signs of intellect and a taste in classical music.

P.I.F.S. started to formulate throughout T.G. Pharma® Enterprise as working conditions declined. Unsanitary workplace practice, misuse of chemicals in conjunction with improper waste disposal coincidentally led to questionable pharmacological and industrial runoff forming pools of a nondescript thick semi firm gelatinous liquid and grease. No guidelines for disposal protocol or proper safe disposal techniques were implemented. Neglect led to pool formulations to thicken to firm perforated patties developing a fur like coating similar texturally to a Dunlop tennis ball. These neglected patties led to the initial pre-evolution [single cell] stage to what later became known as a P.I.F.S..

Ideal incubation for P.I.F.S. [optimal temperature 23˚c,
level of humidity variable]. Once combination of T.G. Pharma® waste/ runoff byproduct disposal pool
formulation is achieved, allow 24 to 48 hours for P.I.F.S. to germinate and grow. Typically, P.I.F.S. begin to colonize in 3-12 days and become visible in about 18-21 days. Full maturity P.I.F.S. at 36-40 days. Average life span of P.I.F.S. [dependent on environmental stress level].

P.I.F.S. main defense mechanism is their inflated
gelatinous antennae. The antennae works as an
internal alarm signaling a chemical reaction within the P.I.F.S. lower level blubber, initiating a ticking time bomb where the P.I.F.S. antennae and/ or head will inflate [documented 3-10 times] its size depending on variable leakage and excess intermittent secretions and explode instantaneously. The contents/ liquids/ oils [projectiles] emitted from the P.I.F.S. internal membrane in combination with the blast as a defense mechanism are documented to dissolve through dense alloys, cause or induce spontaneous combustion, PTSD, minor nuclear chain reaction.

Average brain activity in fully mature P.I.F.S. is nil. In static environment fully mature P.I.F.S. characteristically mimic their surroundings [monkey see monkey do methodology].

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