Sick-Girl — TWINSBRAND_SERVICES

Crystal Yamato:
Crystal Yamato (known as Sick-Girl) is Otaku Yamato’s neice. Crystal Yamato’s personal life has been subject to much media attention since her teenage years, particularly following a series of legal problems; drug trafficking violations, grand theft auto, larceny and other nondescript arrests, which continued until she was finally sentenced to 13 years in an unorthodox all-girls boarding school named [INFORMATION REDACTED] in the Outer Territories. Some of the founding professors from this boarding school went on to establish the non-government agency now known as HELP-YOU™ Corps. Upon release, Crystal Yamato publicly stated that she has been “rinsed clear”.

Upon release, Crystal Yamato has had a turbulent reintegration into modern society. Crystal Yamato’s personal and love-life have become a matter of concern for the image of T.G.P.® Enterprise. Her frequent participation in underground raves, infamous debouched proclamations, and high profile love triangles with hedge fund billionaires, heirs and heiresses to major corporations in the Outer territories led OK INSPECTOR™; CERTIFIED INSPECTION GROUP LLC to assign private investigators to monitor her movements, documenting, recording and compiling an archive of explicit activity.

S.A.C.P. graduates have accessed the Crystal Yamato data archive and established an impromptu production studio within the S.A.C.P. cell blocks where they chronologically edit, add commentary, format and release these data archives to Yasuko T.V. on a pirated broadcast. The Crystal Yamato data archive has turned into somewhat of a soap opera sitcom where S.A.C.P. graduates tune in weekly. The release of the Crystal Yamato data archive has become widely popular among the S.A.C.P. and has grown a cult following.

Company affilications:

T.G.P.® Enterprise

T.G.P.® Television

HELP-YOU™ CORPS

S.A.C.P.

DUCK BLOOD BEER™