mohawk Racing Tires — TWINSBRAND_SERVICES

MOHAWK® RACING TIRES:
MOHAWK® RACING TIRES & Rubber Company more popularly known as MOHAWK® RACING TIRES [Mohawk® Rubber Company] is a TIRE manufacturer headquartered in [LOCATION REDACTED]. MOHAWK® RACING TIRES manufactures tires for for personnel passenger vehicles, aviation, commercial trucks, 18-wheelers, government issue patrol vehicles, motor bikes, mobile homes, and heavy machinery. MOHAWK® RACING TIRES owns patents and licenses to their unique pure adulterated rubber formula.

Originally a condom company and nudie mag [specializing in bush] Mohawk® Rubber Company used a genetically modified rubber plant for exponential yield which led to a less- expensive sexual rubber alternative. Mohawk® Rubber Company gained instant success with its token opaque glossy black aesthetic and catchy rubber brand name styles; the excavator, bull dozer, skid mark, the v8, v12 etc. and due to its exceptional performance around sharp curves and crevices, no leaks/ flat spots/ or poppage and excellent handling in both wet and dry conditions. This unique formula was seen as a prime candidate for use in the automotive industry. A pilot study was performed by taking an ad out for the donation of used condoms for the first production run of test tires. Once the desired quantity was received the used articles were then reduced down into a [3-6cm] film and set to cool. The film was then re-heated and vacuum formed into the first prototype tires. In the initial trials, the performance was unparalleled to the current tires on the market; green-lighting MOHAWK® RACING TIRES to go into production.

The first production run to market was a failure. This left MOHAWK® RACING TIRES perplexed as to how and why their prototype tire differed from their trial series. Realizing that the only factor excluded was the missing ingredient of left-over excrement and gooey residue from the used condoms donation lot. Without this natural ingredient this left the MOHAWK® RACING TIRES prone to under-inflation, excessive sidewall flexing which caused them to run dangerously hot, cracking, popping and bubbling damaging the tires ultimately deeming them unusable. MOHAWK® RACING TIRES partnered up with H.F.s’® DEAD-GUPPYS to concoct a molecularly accurate replica formula to use in replacement for this natural substance and went back into production for their revised tire. This now patented ingredient in conjunction with the MOHAWK® RACING TIRES formula significantly reduced the risk of tire failure and ensured a smoother journey on the road.

Character affilications:

Buff-Boy

Otaku Yamato

Company affilications:

T.G.P.® Enterprise

H.F.S.’® DEAD-GUPPYS

Yasuko Robotics LLC